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Monday, February 8th, 2010
 


We love ourself even after making so many mistakes.
Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes?
Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.
Submitted by Snagita Sood
NRI, Melbourne, Australia

 
 
 
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Monday, February 8th, 2010

 
Can you shrink the walls?
 
 
Monday, February 8th, 2010

Andhera Is Hoing!
Dogs R Bhonking!
Bats R Uding!
Stars R Timtimaing! &
U R Still Jaging!
Go2 Bed & Do....
Soing-Soing!
GUD Nind....
Swt swt DRMs..

Submitted by Akash
kolkota

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Monday, February 8th, 2010

Anty chote puppy se: Oye hoye! kitna sona doggy hai!
Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!
Boy: Par anty..
Anty: Oye kiss karne de!
Umma.. Umma.. Umma..!!
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Boy: Par anty iska muh idhar nahi us taraf hai!

Submitted by Pankaj Kumar
Palwal, India

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Monday, February 8th, 2010

1 nyt a gal and a boy were goin in a car.
both of dem stayd quiet 4 long.
Den d gal gav him a paper,b4 readin it d boy tld d gal dat he wan2 leave her.
den sudnly an overspeed car collided 2 der car.
gal dies & d boy sumhow survivd & wen he opened d paper he dropd a tear coz d gal hd writen only 1 line on it which was "IF U LEAVE ME I'LL DIE"

Submitted by nisha
bangalore,india

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Monday, February 8th, 2010

my dear nithya...
i am love with you ...
as a lover,i give you a gift as you...
keep safely my gift..
that is my heart..
have love.. feel beautiful world...

Submitted by gopi
tamilnadu

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Monday, February 8th, 2010

Agar koi tumhe bewakoof kahe to chupchap sun lo
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. . . .
Muh kholkar use sahi sabit mat karo

Submitted by Rahi
Basti,Uttar Pradesh

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Monday, February 8th, 2010

Raat kafi ho chuki hai,
Ab chirag bujha dijiye,
Ek haseen khwab raah dekhta hai apki,
Bas palko ka parda gira dijiye.
GOOD-NIGHT

Submitted by Jeet's
 Jodhpur, india

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Monday, February 8th, 2010

Aaj mere paas Mobile hai, Number hai, Battery hai, Balance hai..
Tumahre pass kya hai? Agar hai koi msg to bhejo. Agar nahi to mobile becho!
:-):-) :-) Jaldi Bhejo!

Submitted by Hirenk
Mumbai

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Monday, February 8th, 2010

Tabiyat thek nahi thi.
Tantrik ko dikhaya.
Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai.
Kisi ghor papi ko sms karo thek ho jaoge.

Ab achha mahsus kar raha hu!!

Submitted by Hirenk
Mumbai

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Monday, February 8th, 2010

TO Saleem
Bandh rakhte hai JUBAAN,
Lub khola nhi karte,
CHAND ke samne TAARE bola nahi karte,
Karte hai Yaad her roj apko,
Bus ye RAAJ,hum hounto se khola nahi karte.
I miSS u...

Submitted by preeti bhardwaj
delhi

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Monday, February 8th, 2010

Aap DOSTI ke woh DAAG hai jise hum TIDE se dho nahi sakte.
RIN se saaf nahin kar sakte. SURF EXCEL se mita nahin sakte.
Kyunki "kuch DAAG Achche hote hain"
Good Night !!

Submitted by Hirenk
Mumbai

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Monday, February 8th, 2010

Do u know:-what difrence b'ween a donkey and monkey?
donkey will read this msg. And monkey will erase this msg.

Submitted by ajay singh
allahabad , india 9026646163

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Monday, February 8th, 2010

no visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

Submitted by aa Kalyan Bagale
Waling, Nepal

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