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Thursday, May
17th, 2012 |
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Position of Husband
is like a Split A.C,
No matter how loud he is outside,
But inside the house
He is designed to remain silent, cool &
controlled by remote.
Funny SMS Jokes Submitted
by Sanju
Mahape, MH |
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Tuesday, May
15th, 2012
Teacher- Dog?
Student- Bow Bow!
Teacher- Cat?
Student- Meow
Teacher- Lion?
Student- Aah Aah Aah Aaah..
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Teacher: I said LION, Not 'Leone'..! :D
Funny SMS Jokes Submitted by
Rajesh
Sanpada, Mumbai |
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Sunday, May
13th, 2012
Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.
Mother's Day SMS Submitted by
Vikash
Mumbai, India |
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Friday, May
11th, 2012
How to Succeed in
Life?
♥ Talk - Softly;
♥ Eat - Sensibly;
♥ Breathe - Deeply;
♥ Sleep - Sufficiently;
♥ Dress - Smartly;
♥ Act - Fearlessly;
♥ Work - Patiently;
♥ think- Truthfully;
♥ Behave - Decently;
♥ Earn - Honestly;
♥ Save - Regularly and
♥ Spend - Intelligently.
Weekend SMS Submitted by
Minali Rajput
Chennai, India |
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Thursday, May
10th, 2012
Always be Happy,
always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile...
Smile SMS Submitted by
Rajesh
Navi Mumbai |
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Wednesday, May
9th, 2012
My life
Was in darkness
B4 I met u
But now
My life is so ..
BRIGHT
U know y?
Because, u r a
](::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::)[
TUBE LIGHT
SMS Jokes Submitted by
Millie Thakur
Mumbai |
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Tuesday, May 8th,
2012
Wife: Dear this
Computer is not working as per my command...
Husband: Darling.. It's a Computer not a
Husband...!!
SMS Jokes Submitted by
Brajesh
Katihar, Bihar |
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Friday, May 4th,
2012
A Doctor and
Engineer Love the Same Girl.
Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But
Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily.
One day, Doctor Asks Why????
Engg: "An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away"
Doctor Shocked, Engineer Rocks!!
SMS Jokes Submitted by
Kiran Nayak
Pathumwan, Bangkok |
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Wednesday, May
2nd, 2012
WELCOME TO THE 21ST
CENTURY!
Our Phones ~ Wireless!
Cooking ~ Fireless!
Cars ~ Keyless!
Food ~ Fatless!
Dress ~ Sleeveless!
Youth ~ Jobless!
Leaders ~ Shameless!
Relationships ~ Meaningless!
Attitude ~ Careless!
Wives ~ Fearless!
Feelings ~ Heartless!
Education ~ Valueless!
Children ~ Mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS But still,
Our Hopes are ~ Endless.
SMS Jokes Submitted by
Narayan M.
Chennai, India |
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Tuesday, May
1st, 2012
One American in
Rome, Drinking beer at street cafe when a pretty
girl sat beside him.
American: "Hello, do you understand English?"
Girl: "only little."
American: "How much?"
Girl: "Fifty dollars".
SMS Jokes Submitted by
Raja
N. Delhi |
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