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Tuesday,
June 24th, 2008 |
Tuesday,
June 24th, 2008 |
Good Time, Bad Time,
Day Time, Night Time,
Work Time, Off Time,
Happy Time, Sad Time,
Sleep Time, In the Mean
Time...
I MISS YOU all the Time.
Submitted by ganesh
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Mon, 23 June
2008
Science has proved that sugar melts
in water, so plz don't walk in the
rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend
like u!!!
Submitted by ganesh
ganeshb25@yahoo.com |
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Mon, 23 June
2008
Teacher to student: can you define
who is a "lecturer"
student: A Lecturer is a person who
has a very bad habit of speaking
when someone is
sleeping>>>>>>>
Submitted by sibin
kerala, india |
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Mon, 23 June
2008
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a
SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
Submitted by ~SHEKHAR~
HAZARIBAG, Jharkhand |
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Mon, 23 June
2008
Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
And l say REMEMBER me lot.
Submitted by Sadat
Kanpur (India) |
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Mon, 23 June
2008
Pal pal hawa ki ahat ka dhyan rakhna,
Muskil samay mei bhi is dost ko yad
rakhna,
Hamari yado ke khushbo zaror ayegi,
Tum bas apna naak saaf rakhna
Submitted by Nepal
kkruak@yahoo.com |
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Mon, 23 June
2008
BHOOL se agar BHOOL ho gaya,
to BHOOL samajkar BHOOL jana,
magar BHOOLna sirf BHOOL ko,
BHOOL se hum ko hi na BHOOL jana
Submitted by Nepal
kkruak@yahoo.com |
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Mon, 23 June
2008
WO SAMNE NAHI PER DEEDAR KARTA HUN,
WO AAEGI NAHI PER INTJAAR KARTA HUN,
DEEWANGI MEIN DIL KO BEKARAR KARTA
HUN,
US LADKI SE HAAN MAIN BHUT PYAR
KARTA HUN.
B HUT PYAR,BHUT PYAR,BHUTT PYAR
KARTA.....HUN....!
Submitted by PUSHPENDER GOYAL
GURGAON,HARYANA |
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Thu, 19 June
2008
Close ur eyes let me pray 4
u......GOD plz protect and
bless this wonderful person
who is not closing their eyes
while I pray and smiling b4 i
even say AMEN.....AMEN.
Submitted by HYCINTH
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA |
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Thu, 19 June
2008
I made a list of Special people in
My Life with a Pencil, When I cames
3 Ur Name, I decided 2 Use a
permanent Marker... Bcoz I want 2
keep U in My life 4ever....
Submitted by Sadat
Kanpur (India) |
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Thu, 19 June
2008
To,
Chaitali
Kaho usi se jo na kahe kisi se,
Mango usi se jo dede khushi se,
Chaho usi ko jo thume mile kismat
se,
Dosti karo usi se jo nibhaye harpal
hasi se.
Submitted by Ashish Mankar
pune, India |
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Thu, 19 June
2008
To,
Vidhya
Dard A dil sahana aasa nahi hota,
kimti chizo ka hakdar har koi nahi
hota,
yah bhagwan ki meharbani hai,
warna tum jaise CHINDCHOR ke pas
mobile nahi hota.
Submitted by Ashish Mankar
pune, India |
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Wed, 18 June
2008
Open Hearts receive (love)
Open minds receive (wisdom)
open hands receive (gift)
only SPECIAL PPL RECEIVE THIS MSG
Submitted by supreethi
hyderabad india |
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Wed, 18 June
2008
ROSE IS RED SKY IS BLUE , O MY
DARLING ILU.
Submitted by CHANDAN GIRI
CHANDAULI (U.P.) |
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Wed, 18 June
2008
kaash main tumhe dekho
JAB TUM KAPDE UTARO
jo dale the chat pe sukhane ke liye
AUR TUM APNE HATH MEIN PAKDO MERA
hath or kaho
MAIN TUMHARE LIYE KHOL KE BAITHI HUN
apna dil
AB TO LE LO MERI
har khushi
OR MUJHE DEDO APNA
har gam
FIR MAIN KHOLU TUMHARI
aankhen or kahu
DEKHO KITNA BADA HAI
mera
dil
Submitted by karan
new delhi |
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Wed, 18 June
2008
"uparwale se dua" Jo mujhe bjul jaye
us ka mobile tot
jaye, charger jal jaye, us ki sim
block ho jaye, us ka SMS kam na
kare use local call per bhi roaming
charge lage....
Submitted by kalyani
Hyderabad, India |
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Tue, 17 June
2008
Medical Shayari(poem)
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you
expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!(what a
poem!) :)
Submitted by Sumesh Pandit
Khagol, Patna |
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Tue, 17 June
2008
mere msg ko tere mobile ke inbox me
panah mil jaye, jo uska reply na de
uska mobile fanaa ho jaye...
Submitted by chandan giri
chandauli |
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Tue, 17 June
2008
Teri lovely smile ne mujpe ek effect
kiya hai,
ki maine sabko reject kar ke tujko
select kiya hai
to my dear suman
Submitted by Nabina
Kathmandu,Nepal |
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Tue, 17 June
2008
Dua Mile Bando Se..
Sath Mile Apno Se..
Khushiya Mile Jag Se..
Rehmat MIle Rab Se..
Pyar Mile Sab Se..
Yehi Dua Hai Rab Se..
Ke Ap Khush Rahin Hum Se..
Submitted by Asif (TANHA)
0321-6136818 (PAKISTAN) |
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Tue, 17 June
2008
Bhool Jaane Ka Tujhe Koi Erada Na
Tha..
Tere Siva Kisi Se Kiya Vaada Na Tha..
Nikaal Dete Dil Se Shayad Tumhein
Hum..
Per Kya Krein Is Dil Mein Koi
Darwaza Na Tha..
Submitted by Asif (TANHA)
0321-6136818 (PAKISTAN) |
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Mon, 16
June
2008
A true friend understands when
U say 'I forgot',
Waits 4ever when U say 'Just a
Min',
Stays with U when u say 'Leave
me Alone'
&
Opens his Heart even B4 U
knock....
Submitted by Sadat
Kanpur (India) |
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Mon, 16
June
2008
Sweet morning to a sweet person who
has passed sweet night to see
sweet dreams & wanna pass sweet day
with sweet talk. Good Morning. Have
a
nice day
Submitted by udit
udit4us@yahoo.com |
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Mon, 16
June
2008
Dost teri girlfriend ka phone aya
tha. kah rahi thi koi patthar
se na maro mere dibane ko...bam ka
jamana hai ura do sale ko...
Submitted by ranjan
patna |
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Mon, 16
June
2008
A CHAND TU CHAMAK YA NA CHAMAK MUJHE
KOI GAM NAHI,
EK CHAND AISA BHI HAI JISKI CHAMAK
TUJHSE KAM NAHI...
Submitted by CHANDAN GIRI
CHANDAULI |
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Mon, 16
June
2008
Heart is like Crystal,
Preserve it,
Love is like perfume,
Spread it
Feelings are like flood,
Flow it
FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella,
Share it
Submitted by Nikta
Pune |
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Sun, 15
June
2008
Next time when it rain just try to
catch the drops in your hand -the
drops
you catch is the amount u miss me-
the drops u cant is the amount i
miss u--
Submitted by Deepak Goyal
Kolkata,india |
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Sun, 15
June
2008
ha dad thanks for being there
thruogh the tears ,laughter and
dirty diapers HAPPY FATHERS DAY DAD
ENJOY YOUR DAY 4ROM YOUR CHILD NCAMI
Submitted by ncami
empangeni kzn |
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Sun, 15
June
2008
1day sardar saw a dream, that
someone killed him. Next day he
closed his
icici bank account. Why?
Becoz of icici's slogan: "we make ur
dreams come true".
Submitted by Subanesh.S
Tamil Nadu, India |
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Sun, 15
June
2008
Lalu-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho.
Rabri- Na ji, hamko CHAND-VAND mat
kahiye. eee sasura America wale roz
chand par utarte rahte hai.
Submitted by ~SHEKHAR~
HAZARIBAG, Jharkhand |
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