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Funny SMS |
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that
everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i
suffer!!! |
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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is
beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called
high B/P... |
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars,
the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my
roof |
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't
worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! |
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5
million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r
sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on |
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The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on
you? |
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i
cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down &
den... i lauf again |
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God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one
rested |
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><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care
of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so
tat fish wont DIE:-) |
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other
by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon
reached raja without any message. He angried and called to
rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" |
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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i
know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM
machine??????? |
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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded
aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with
kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. |
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding
day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers
shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! |
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girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want
happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out
box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your
charger and enjoy. |
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever. |
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first
time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath
saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. |
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