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Funny SMS |
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise
nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? |
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master . |
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for
mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long! |
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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the
beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We
are truly sorry for the inconvenience |
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Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I
wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work
your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid
asprin |
I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST |
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Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone
that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had
100s already |
Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him
face the consequences. |
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. |
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Newtons Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE
DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO
ANOTHER |
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Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of
you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because we aren't married yet |
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A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother".
santa wrote back, "send me ur mother" |
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa oollu banaya unko |
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