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Funny SMS |
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Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old
is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking
happily in my stomach.. |
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twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar |
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!! |
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The
lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come,
the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess
why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS! |
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep
cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds
cat !… Now read it without the word cat |
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning?? |
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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the
worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the
whole world. |
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me? |
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN |
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!! |
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking. |
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been…
a headache ! |
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER. |
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