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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
Submitted by Giridhar on
12th August 2007 |
In our life time 6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night
Submitted By vijay kulkarni
on 3rd August 2007 |
(Language: Hindi)
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya
aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi
hai!!! |
(Language: Hindi)
AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI
DEKHO TUM HI
TUM HO.
DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....
Submitted By
Narinder Singh |
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Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal
nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!! |
Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!! |
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. |
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp
deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man
who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG.... |
A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there &
found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably
sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings
for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to
thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF
standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my
trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in
the wallet!! |
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k
saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi
nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte |
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks
him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to
see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad. |
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several
times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip
down. |
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri
ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa
bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho |
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi...
aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna. |
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted. |
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U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes
ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of
your emai id...! |
A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the
boy next door have a pennes like a peanut"
Mom: " Do you mean its little"
girl: " No Mom! Its salty." |
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