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SoMeDay.. u'll 4get abt me.. My Name.. My VoiCe.. Who I am..
& who I am 2 u.. & if that ever happens...
AAI SHAPPAT DHOPTUN TAKEEN TULA..! |
What Dose Girlfriends Say After Sex?
That Was Great
No!
I Love U
No!
Tumhala Sangitla Hota Na Ki Chaddi Ikde Tikde Feku Naka |
Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte ... |
Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya
baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che
pillu mhante " Baba, Baba, apun jase mansachi shi khato tase
aapli shi kon khaat asel ka?"
Tyavar chidun dukrache Baba jorat tyala oradtat " E tula
sangitlay na jevtana ghaan bolayche nahi!!" |
Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas
hot asto.
Patient: "Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi"
Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak
padto ka te". |
Ekda ek International Shi khaychi spardha aste. Saglya
deshatun participants aali astat. Indiatun Hermit Singh
sardar pathavtat.
Pahilyanda Chinese manus yeto. To 18 shi chya vatya (freshly
filled) khaun takto. Talyancha gadgadaat!! Go Chinkis!!
American competitor la ata high standards break karave
lagteel mhanun to jiv khaun 35 shi chya vatya khato.
Sagle assume karun chaltat ki ata America gold medal
gheunach janar tevdhyat apley proud sardarji utartat. Ice
cream aslyasarkech shi chya vata gatagata tondat taktat. 35
vatya hotat ani ajun fakta 1 vati khalli ki world champion
honar tevdhyat sardarji ti 35 vi vati takoon detat and "ajibat
khanar nahi" ase mhanun haartat. Desi junte cha support ani
cheering kitihe zaley tarti appley sardarji ti 35 vi vaati
khaat nahit ani america la gold medal milte.
4-5 divsanni india la jevva aplley patu parat-tat tevva
media che loka tyanna vichartat
"Kay ho , apun pahilya 34 vatya itkya aaramat khallya,
tumhala "bhook" tar hoti. Tar ka nahi khalli 35 vi vaati?"
Sardar vakde tond karun mhantat" Aho kase khanar, tyamadhye
ek maashi marun padli hoti" |
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