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 Ek truck & popat yanchi dhadak hote,Popat beshudh padto.Truck driver popatala ghari pinjryat thevto,{Popat shudhivar alyavar)Aila jail?Driver mela ki kay.?

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Ekda eka mansaala sandas la problem hot asto mhanun to doctor kade jato. "Doctor, mala parsakade nit hot nahiye. Majhi shi doryasarkhi (thread like) hotey ani he barech divas chalu ahe". Doctor: Kay hoat ahe nakki baghu tari?". Doctor tyache sagle exams gheto, stool exam hotey, endoscopy sagle kahi test hotat. Tari pun doctor la samjat nahi kay karayche te. Shevthi nailajaane doctor mhanto "Theek ahe tumhi majhya samor basa sandas la mhanje mala nit observe karta yeil" (sorry pun joke asach ahe :))
To manus shi karayla basto ani doctor ekdum hasat hasat mhanto "Mala tumcha problem ata neat kalala ahe. Tumhi jaalicha baniyan ghalta (netted baniyan) na tar tumhi jevva sandaas la basta tevva to madhye yeto ani tya muley tumchi shi jaali sarkhi kivva doryasarkhi yete. Baniyan kadhun taka. Hach upay!!!"

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Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi picture produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yete. Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaycha tyamule Dada Kondke la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi. Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya nav suchate. Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto ase. Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI

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Hirvya hirvya sadivar aaboli gajara,Thi nahi bolali tar bolthil tichya najra,Nahi bolalya thichya najara,Thr thichya aaicha "fodra".........

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class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai. Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon? Miss: So sweet! Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun. Miss: Wo
kyon? Bacha: Ta'kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen, Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

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Ye dosti chirag hai ise jalaye rakhna,ye dosti gul hai ise khilaye rakhna,hum rahe na rahen is jahan me bas hamari yaad dil me basaye rakhna

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ghaslyasivay dhar yet nahi talwarila, marathisivay paryay nahi Maharashtrachya matila.

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gurur vodka gurur whishy gurur devo cocktail e namah! gurur sakshat desi ka paua tasme sri beer e namah!

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1 bhoot 2 re bhoot se.Kitni Ajib Baat hai, Aadmi marne k bad bhoot ban jata hai,Par Aurat Chudel ki Chudel hi rehti hai....

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Saath chalne k liye saathi chahiye,aansu rokne k liye muskan chahiye,zinda rehne k liye zindagi chahiye,or zindagi jine k liye pyar chahiye

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mi tila phone kela,ti manali kaunmi tila phone kela,ti manali kaunmi hello mhantach tine khali tevla phone.......

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Ek puneri mulga aplya mitrana ghari gheun ala....mhanala tumhi basa me chaha gheun yeto...10 min nantar...chala....ghetla me chaha...!!!!ANIKET

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Kutra ani manjar doghancha khup prem asata. Doghe lagna karaicha tharavtat pan kutryachya gharun virodh hoto..ka ???...........karan mulila mishya
astat..ANIKET

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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto. Patient:Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.

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lal pivli kombadi
tiche tiche karde karde paii
barech divas jale tumcha sms yet na
tumhala bird flue zale ki kay ?

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In Korian: Him ham hu,
In Rashian: Sim sam su,
In Chini: Chin chan chu,
In Thai: Hab haab hu,
&
In Marathi: Yadaa ha tu

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Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
mee bill bharte ..

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Ekda Dada Kondke la ek Hindi pictur produce ani direct karnyachi sandhi yetee.
Mulcha marathi manus pun ata hindi picture produce karaychaa tyamule Dada Kondke
la picture che naav kay thevayche he suchat nahi.
Khoop vichar karun tyala ek ashakya na suchate.
Ase nav jyache marathi ani hindi donahi madhye kahitari artha hoto asy.
Picture che nav. BADLA LUNGI 

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