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Santa Banta SMS |
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An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh shouted,
"Kya nishana lagaya hai!" |
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to
you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry
you NEXT YEAR. |
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Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon
next year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 -
OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 - Sports Persons 5 -
Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants 9 - Politicians and
if possible 1 - Astronaut. |
sardar1:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters
Banta: P-O-S-T-B-O-X |
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American: In our country , marriage even takes place with
email. Santa: In India, it is only with a female |
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Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a
beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i
took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si. |
There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.
"Under 18 are not allowed."
Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17
people along with him. |
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman |
Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere,
j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe
ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint? |
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Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat:
Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta
ni laga. |
Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University. |
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher
erases the board. |
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open
mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!' |
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? |
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