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Santa Banta SMS |
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti
hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? |
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Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade
ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha
deo bichare khush ho jaan ge. |
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave
him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye. |
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Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth
hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon. |
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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa
naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal. |
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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can
think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment! |
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind
him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant:
U r wrong. It’s 1394. |
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Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and
coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa
whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?" |
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Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery' |
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every
time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a
mouth wash?" |
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Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man. |
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do. |
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Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. |
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de. |
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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory
jimmevar nahin hundi |
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