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a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked
a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao. |
a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his wife
on bed with his boss.he run back and told his
coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA. |
Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi" |
Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI" |
In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state. |
a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate. |
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ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha... saari
zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri
behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun???? |
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ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera
mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai
manji kethy dawna |
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WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE
SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH
SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT. |
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A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why
you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says
maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay. |
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do sardar ja rahah hote hain,k samne se eik pregnant auorat
aa rahih hoti hai,sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa
is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hain |
SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay
mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen....
kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN |
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born
in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! |
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