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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ? |
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in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.. |
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Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his
friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid
and this is my kidney. |
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Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order
Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli
Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 |
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sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi
mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti
hai |
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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. |
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Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi
prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi
ki prwah Nahi karte |
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Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set
kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA
hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA |
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2sardars go for a drive. . . . OYE zara khidki ke bahar
dekhi indicators working or not. . . sardar puts his head
out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No.. |
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Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love
u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i
m falling in love. |
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ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba
karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan
main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho
giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo
harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe
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A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala
stupid".
Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid" |
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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai
to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main
nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:) |
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