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Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se
bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to
sirf female se hoti hai |
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sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay
AIDS ho
wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say meri biwi ko aids
homeri biwi say mere bhai ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi
say,papa ko,papa say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay
pata chalay ga k sardar ki maan saay sex karnay ka kiya
injaam hota hai |
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Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder
run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked
the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke
dhoka de raha tha..." |
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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the
order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra
tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha! |
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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi
jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya
hoooon |
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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the
Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend
asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to
hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata" |
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There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy
street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing
and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it
strange that instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage
baraat. So one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala
gujar gaya hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi
baat badi kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!; |
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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize"
replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are
participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar |
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Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to
Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the
Sardar and
hangs up. |
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Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed. |
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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting
complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai." |
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a
love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.... |
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Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne
usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!! |
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Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo
Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo
Photo Lena Hai". |
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