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BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal
Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd,
'29' inch colour TV'voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum
Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize:
BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry...Limted
period offer innike matume!!!! |
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Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2:
Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam,
7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM |
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TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM. |
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Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly
Dosaikku kudupangala?! |
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Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi
kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae |
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School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam
... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma? |
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Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana
naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma? |
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Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD
call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu! |
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Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil
Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN)
appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba
vanthach(Mummy returns) |
Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal |
1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU
solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba |
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna
kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1 |
Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna
kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!??????? |
One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in
fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film |
Super Punch:
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay. |
Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan. |
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