| |
| |
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right
now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking… |
|
Send to Friends
|
|
|
|
| |
Girl: condoms Dena..
Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e
Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, taki tere jaisa
dusra CHUTIYA paida na kare.... |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet! |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty. |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito. |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Pushpa you are sweeter than my wife’
The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’ |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind. |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my
naked body.
I had to go to bed without you....
where are u stupid pyjamas.....! |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet” |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
I want to suck you …
lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth …
yep, that’s how I … eat an ice cream! |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a
'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle?
Answer: 'COCUNUT' |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty?
ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over.
But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME! |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
A girl asked, why cow seems depressed when being milked?
Teacher: if every morning they rub yours 20-30 minutes and
don't f**k u, u will feel the same? |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
Roses are red ... Pickles are green ...
I love your legs and whats in between |
|
Send to Friends
|
| |
|
|
| |
Sex is like nokia (connecting people)
like nike (just do it)
like pepsi (ask for more) and
like samsung (everybody is invited) |
|
Send to Friends
|
|
|
| |
|
|
|
You are on page number:
3 |
|
More Adult SMS Jokes /
Text Messages |
|
1
2
3
4
5 |
|
|
|
