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Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After marriage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
& After 3 Years panaDoll |
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?
the suspicious wife sneered. No I cant the husband replied.
I distinctly remember taking my shirt off. |
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Life is like a P--nIS. Sometimes up somtms down, smtms hard smtms soft, smtms small smtms big, smtmms in smtms out. So enjoy da PE-iS....OOOps, I mean life. |
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! |
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PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot Example : u can sit on
a mountain but not on a pin... |
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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours
forever. The guy says thanks for the warning! |
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girls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj hai
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai. |
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World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I luv ur wife. |
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There are three wonders of a woman 01. Give milk without
eating grass 02. Get wet without water 03. Bleed for a week
without going to die |
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5
days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else. |
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Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a
millionaire and 93 years old. He is going to die soon and
then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said
nothing but a week later, she became his mother! |
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Three Ways of fast Communication 1: Television 2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women |
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Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai... |
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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! |
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye |
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Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here. |
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What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? tu karate me marathe. |
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