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HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the
first thought to cross your mind?
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL. |
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Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you
with a deadly weapon?
Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening of
every night with dead weapon. |
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What is the difference When
A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &
A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?
Ans:
The Girl Will Look
SEXY
&
The Boy
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A CHURCH BELL! ;) |
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Utility of Mangalsutra?
Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Condom..
Whats the utility of a Condom?
Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra... |
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A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. |
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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,
when a man puts his location in a woman's destination,
did U understand the explination or
would U like a demonstration? |
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Do you like maths,
if so add a bed,
subtract ur clothes,
divide your legs and
can we multiply? |
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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6? long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush |
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A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman’s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Ans. cars seat belt…u dirty mind |
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A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY” |
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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC
SEX FUL! in LIFE. |
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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.” |
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I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch. |
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