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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. |
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An Aeroplane asks a Rocket
How is that you can fly so fast?
The Rocket replies you will know the pain
when they put fire at your back! |
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when sum1 touches u
&
u don’t feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.
but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-) |
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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt. |
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How will a rat purpose a cat…??
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..??
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“Billo Rani Kaho Tou Abhi Jaan De Doon..
O Billo Rani..!!;-) |
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Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive |
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Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent… |
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Can u dance?
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No!
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Sure
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Just try it
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Sure u cant
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That means u r pappu!!!
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Because pappu cant dance .. |
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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE” |
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Someone Kills AMIR’S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.
Suspense: AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watching GHAJINI :P |
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