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Monday, August
24th, 2009
American: do you know swimming?
Indian: no
American: dog is better than you, it swims
Indian: do you know swimming?
American: yes
Indian: then what's the difference between you and dog.
Submitted by ASHISH KOCHE
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Monday, August
24th, 2009
Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful. :-)
Submitted
by Bobby
Bulandshahr, UP, India
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Monday, August
24th, 2009
Today night i would like to kiss you and bite you strongly.
do you accept this ...waiting for your permission ....yours
lovingly
-mosquito
Submitted by Sweety
Hyderabad, India |
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Monday, August
24th, 2009
wife:- Aji agar me goum ho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband:- Its a time 2 disco, kon dhundega tujko, kabhi na
mile tu mujko,
its a time 2 disco..
Submitted by gaurav bhatia
delhi, india |
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Monday, August
24th, 2009
2 Pigs eating shit.
Pig1: Yar hum duniya ki shit khate he.koi humari b to khata
hoga!
Pig2: Yuck! Saley, khane k waqt to aisi batein mat kar.
Submitted by Rimi
Mumbai |
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Monday, August
24th, 2009
Q: What is common between Zindagi ka Safar and women.
A: Koi samjha nahin koi jana nahin
Submitted by Rimi
Mumbai |
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Monday, August
24th, 2009
Dear Frnd
I m Collecting
Gandhijis Photos
I need ur Contribution 2 my Collection
tho ghar me jitne b 10/50/100/500 /1000 k notes ho,bhej dena
Submitted by Santosh
Hubli, India |
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Monday, August
24th, 2009
Chaand Ki Pehli Dastak Pe
Chand Mubarak Kehte He
Sab Se Pehle Hum Aap Ko
"RAMAZAN MUBARAK" Kehte Hain
Submitted by Asif
delhi, india |
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Monday, August
24th, 2009
Mummy- Beta kyo Ro rahe ho?
Beta- Papa ne muje kiss nhi ki.
Mumy- Beta, aapne papa ko table nhi sunaya hoga.
Beta- mummy, kaam wali ko koun se tables ate hain?
Submitted by Vicky
Kanpur, India |
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Monday, August
24th, 2009
Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan.
Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan.
Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan!
Gudnite!
Submitted by Nishant Chauhan
Roorkee,Haridwar,Uttrakhand |
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