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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS . |
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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai |
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When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm
darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you
are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other
problem bigger than this... |
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are
stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar
sale ko. |
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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar
tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi
failta. |
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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight
Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill |
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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend
like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you? |
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Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein
phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha
aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in
trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace
when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks
and buy a pillow. |
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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell. |
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom
I fooled. |
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If today any 1 talks &
praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st. |
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