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Friday, September 11th, 2009

Mr.Bean got an Invitation 4Party,
dey told him dat he must put BROWN TIE only.
When he wen2 party he was shocked???
other wr wearing pants & shirts also... :-)

Submitted by Ravi Samala
Huderabad, India
 

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Friday, September 11th, 2009

Dictionary Is The Only Place
Where
Death Come Before Life,
Success Before Work,
Divorce Before Marriage
But
The Best Part Is That
Friends Always Comes Before Love......
Submitted by Supriya Jadav
Dombivli, Mumbai

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Friday, September 11th, 2009

My dear Asmu it is only for u:
Earth may stop rotating
Birds may stop flying
Candle may stop melting
Fish may stop swiming
Heart may stop beating
But I never stop missing u.
Love you Jaan.....

Submitted by Basanta Shrestha
Kathmandu

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Friday, September 11th, 2009

True care ll never go unrecognized,
though one often makes mistakes in valuing it,
But one ll definitly understand once when they start missing it.

Submitted by Arvind
Belgaum, India

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Friday, September 11th, 2009

My each Wish is heartly True,
may joys always Shower upon u,
and Happiness Arrive in everything u Do...

Submitted by Arvind
Belgaum, India

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Friday, September 11th, 2009

ya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Submitted by kritika
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Friday, September 11th, 2009

Socho..
Agar hum apke friend na hote to kya hota?
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Dekha!
Kitna khali khali lagta!

Submitted by Sultan
Kolkata, India

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Friday, September 11th, 2009

Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,
"Ish Mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun".
WIFE ne jawab diya,'Aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay,hisab bhej rahi hun. Doodh wala 2 kiss main hee maan gaya, Teacher ko 7 deni padi , Sabzi wala 7 main nahi mana toh 9 dene pade, Kiryanewala 9 kiss se nahi mana, usko 5 aur di, Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hee jaata hai,Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur hai, yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega!!

Submitted by lonelysundar
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