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Tuesday,
October 27th, 2009
F-few
R-relations
I-in
E-earth
N-never
D-die
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by sai lakshmi
chennai,india |
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Tuesday,
October 27th, 2009
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi
hihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohohohohohohoh
ohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
Submitted
by Puja Patil
Nasik, India |
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Tuesday,
October 27th, 2009
"Koi Bahut Udas hai tere door chale jane se,
Lot aa kisi bahane se,
Ek baar mud kar to dekh koi tut gaya hai tere ruth jane se"
~~I LOVE U MEENU~~~
Submitted
by DEEPAK
(DELHI) |
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Tuesday,
October 27th, 2009
Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
Submitted
by susheel kumar ple.
lucknow,india |
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Monday,
October 26th, 2009
What do u call a woman in
heaven? - An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? - A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!
Submitted
by Purav
Nasik, MH |
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Monday,
October 26th, 2009
A man approaches to a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:
"Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind
if I talk to you for a few minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife
appears from somewhere."
Submitted
by Jhonny
Pune, India |
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Monday,
October 26th, 2009
If I cud give u 1 ting in life,
Id giv the ability 2 see urself through my eyes,
only then u realise
how special u r to my those sexy, horny eyes.ha..ah.
Submitted
by ARJUN
NEPAL |
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Monday,
October 26th, 2009
cheese is cheese
butter is butter
if u forgot me
i will throw u in
@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$
# G-U-T-T-E-R $
@#$@#$@#$@#$@#$
Submitted
by Vikas
New Delhi |
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Monday,
October 26th, 2009
A baby monkey asks his
father, Father why r we so ugly?
The father says to him, don't stress my son
u should see the one who is reading this!!
Submitted
by Nichal Kumar
Rai Bareli, Uttarpradesh |
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Monday,
October 26th, 2009
Laloo in a romantic mood, "aaj ham tohar ears pey kiss
karunga...!"
his wife replied, "agar main behari ho gayi to.....?"
laloo said, "dhatt pagali.... Aaj tak kabhi gungi huyi kya....?"
Submitted
by Harren
hazaribag, jharkhand, india |
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Monday,
October 26th, 2009
Ek baar Zardari Saab shop main jate hai or
shopkeeper se khte hai k
ye muchoon wala kutta kitne ka hai?
shopkeeper khta hai ye kutta nai Mirror hai....
Submitted
by muna
pak |
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Monday,
October 26th, 2009
KUDHA KI RAHMAT SARE SANSHAR PAR BARSE.
MERE HISSE KI RAHAMAT MERE YAAR PAR BARSE.
AE KHUDHA MUJHE KAR DENA PANI.
AGAR MERA YAAR KABHI PANI KO TARSE.
Submitted
by S.P. SINGH (SATYA)
TARA PEEPLI NAYAK INDIA |
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Monday,
October 26th, 2009
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha,
par kuch khaas nahi hua.
Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...
Submitted
by chirag
gujarat,india |
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Monday,
October 26th, 2009
Dost to wo hota hai jo tumhe aapna maan sake,
tumhare har dukh ko jaan sake,
agar chal rahe ho tum tez barish me,
fir v tere aanshuo ko pahchan sake...
I love u Lina
Submitted
by Ajay
chennai,india |
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