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Sunday, Dec 4th, 2011
A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer
says,
"I love you".
Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?".
Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
Funny Jokes Submitted
by Dhansukh Ramani
Ranchi, Jharkhand, India |
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Thursday, Dec
1st, 2011
Bad things are always going to happen in life.
People will hurt you, but you can't use that as
an excuse to hurt someone back.
Nice Quotes Submitted
by Seema P.
Belapur, Navi Mumbai |
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Wednesday, Nov
30th, 2011
Most of the People Refuse to Understand the
Secret Code of Success,
which is very Simple-
"Just try One More Time, in a DIFFERENT Way"
Success Quotes Submitted
by K. Nanu
Baliya, India |
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Tuesday, Nov
29th, 2011
Dad writes on sons wall:
Son, Hw r u?
Ur Mom & I m fine & v mis u a lot.
V wish 2 c u.
So Plz turn off ur PC & cum dwnstairs 4 dinner
=):-):-)
Funny SMS Submitted
by Riddhi
Raipur, MH, India |
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Monday, Nov
28th, 2011
Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing,
but a smile from U.
Smile SMS Submitted
by Prem Nath Patil
Chaibasa, India |
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Sunday, Nov
27th, 2011
As a rule, man is a
fool,
When it's hot, he wants cool,
When it's cool, he wants hot,
Always wanting what is not. :)
Funny SMS Submitted
by Nidhi Sahu
Bareilly, Uttar Pradesh |
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Saturday, Nov
26th, 2011
A man comes home
from an exhausting day at work, plops down on
the couch in front of the television, and tells
his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen
minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer
before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and
slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer
and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me
another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that
all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and
sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a
lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ..."
The man sighs and says, "It's started ..."
Short Jokes Submitted
by Dhanu
Ahmedabad, India |
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Friday, Nov 25th, 2011
Be more concerned
with your
character than your reputation,
because your character is
what you really are, while
your reputation is
merely what others
think you are.
Quotes SMS Submitted
by Shashank
Nerul, Navi Mumbai |
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