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Friday, March 5th, 2010
Wonderful combination in the this world
Heart & Beats,
Night & Moon,
Music & Songs,
Roses & Love,
Fish & Water,
My Message & Your Smile :)
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by MUSHTAQ
BARAMULLA J&K |
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Friday, March 5th, 2010
In a battle camp a soldier prepares 2 go & bring his wounded
frnd back from d field. His captain says,
"No use, ur frnd will b dead mostly"
But d soldier still goes & brings back his frnd. Seeing d
dead body, d captain says "I told u its not worth it. He's
dead. The soldier replies "No sir, it was really worth it.
When i got 2 him my frnd saw me, Smiled & Said his last
words, "HEY MAN I KNEW U'll COME" Friendship rocks
forever...
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by Uma Maheswari
Chennai, India |
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Friday, March 5th, 2010
QUEEN ELIZABETH & SANTA WERE HAVING CANDLE LIGHT DINNER.
QUEEN SAYS - PASS D WINE U DIVINE.
SANTA THINKS HOW POETIC & SAYS -
"PASS D ROTI U MOTI".........
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by Berry...
MUMBAI |
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Friday, March 5th, 2010
5 RULES FOR STUDENTS........................
1) Never make noise in class coz others are sleeping.
2) Be absent to keep the campus clean.
3) Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room.
4) Always take books bcoz it acts like a pillow.
5) Never be early to class or else no one will notice
u....:-)
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by Sheetal
Punjab |
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Friday, March 5th, 2010
When "God" Open d windows of "Heaven",
He saw me & askd,what's ur wish"today"?
I said, lord take care of d sweet one who is reading My msg
now
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by RAJENDRA (RAAZ)
JAIPUR |
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Friday, March 5th, 2010
3 best jokes of college life :
1. Don't disturb me, I want to study....
2. No class, lets go to library
and the biggest one........
3. Sir, I have a doubt.
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by Shu
Mumbai |
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Friday, March 5th, 2010
agar hai pyaar hum se,to sms ka karz sms se utaar do,
or agar jyada kanjusi sawar ho,to ek miss call mar do,
ye bhi nahi ho to mobile uthao of dharti pe maar do
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by Rihaan akhtar
india |
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Friday, March 5th, 2010
Waqt mile to humari parwah kar lena,
har pal na sahi par din me ek bar yaad kar lena,
rishte honge aapke hazar,
par hamare liye ek pal barbad kar lena
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by RAJENDRA (RAAZ)
JAIPUR |
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Friday, March 5th, 2010
Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya
aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi
Lagti Hay...
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by MUSHTAQ
BARAMULLA J&K |
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Friday, March 5th, 2010
AIRPORT
par
AIR INDIA
ki
FLIGHT #9
ke
Plane
Ki
SEAT #52
par
Baithe
PASSENGER
K
saath
Mein
Khadi
AIR HOSTESS
K
BOY FRIEND
K
ghar
k
BED ROOM
K
ATTACH
BATHROOM
K
RIGHT
SIDE
WALI
WINDOW
K
SAATH
WALI
GALEE
K
PEHLE
MOD
PAR
MAUJOOD
SCHOOL
KI
CLASS
4th
K
TEACHER
Ke
TABLE
K
SAMNE
WALI
ROW
KI
4th
BENCH
K
SAATH
WALI
BENCH
PAR
BAITHE
HUE
STUDENT
K
BAG
MEIN
PADI
HUI
ENGLISH
KI
BOOK
K
PAGE #57
KI
LINE #10
MEIN
LIKHA
THA
KI
DOOSRON
KA
TIME WASTE
KARNA
BURI BAAT HAI........
Magar mujhe toh mazaa aata hai.....ha ha
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by Sheetal
Punjab |
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Friday, March 5th, 2010
THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR janewali NINDIYA Xpreess Bedform pr
khadi hai.
Yaatriyo se anurodh hai,
kripya apne Hasin sapno ko sath lekar so jay.....GDNI8
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by prity
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