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Friday,
December 18th, 2009
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Submitted
by Lovely Anjali
Kanpur, UP |
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Friday,
December 18th, 2009
Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you,
May all Your Dreams Will be True,
Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun,
Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution.
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by shweta
nagpur |
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Friday,
December 18th, 2009
Wife: yesterday-night I
saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw the same, but
your dad was paying the bill !!!
Submitted
by Ravindra Pal Singh
India |
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Friday,
December 18th, 2009
computer teacher asked the kid: what r d 3 latest version of
java?
kid: Marjava, Mitjawa, Lutjava ishq me dil kya jaan bhi nam
tere kar java....
Submitted
by anshuman
lucknow |
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Friday,
December 18th, 2009
1 ladka apani GF ka cell check kar raha tha,
Ye dekhne ke liye ki usne kis nam se uska no save kiya hai?
jab usne mis cal di to likha aaya MURGA NO 8
Submitted
by anshuman pathak
lucknow |
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Friday,
December 18th, 2009
Who r U ?
Why do U msg me?
Who the hell gave U my no?
Never send me msg again! Don't disturb me!
Apun kabhi Aisa bola kya?
nahi Na!
To bindas msg karne ka.
Submitted
by Yogesh kumar
Etah |
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Friday,
December 18th, 2009
Santa goes to purchase underwear, shopkeeper says, 500Rs.
Santa- Bhai daily wear dikhao party wear nahi..
Submitted
by DHARAM
Nagpur,India |
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Friday,
December 18th, 2009
A Policeman to his son- Yeh kya hai itne kam marks??
Aaj se tumhara khelna,T.V.dekhna,ghumna sab band.
son- Yeh lo papa 50Rs. Baat ko yehin khatam karo..
Submitted
by DHARAM
Nagpur,India |
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Friday,
December 18th, 2009
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Apne dost ko kya uphar du,
Koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du
Submitted
by sandyatlas
delhi |
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Friday,
December 18th, 2009
tharo sms jab aawey hai maro rom rom khil jawey hain
ang ang me gudgudi hawey hai
tharo smswa ka kawno kasoor nahi hai
kambakhat maro mobilwa vibrationwa me hawey hai
Submitted
by amk
patna |
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