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Thursday,
June 18th, 2009
Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me
jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill!
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by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul, Haryana, India |
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Thursday,
June 18th, 2009
Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that s not a crime. Anyway, how early were u
shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
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by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul, Haryana, India |
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Thursday,
June 18th, 2009
Santa photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a
funeral function,
suddenly all dead person's relatives beat him. why?
Santa said "SMILE PLEASE"
Submitted
by Azar
HYDERABAD |
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Thursday,
June 18th, 2009
sabhi phool mandir me chadhaya nahin jate
sabhi log mahafil me bulaya nahin jate
koi pass rahakar bhi yaad nahin aate
aap dur hokar bhi bhulaya nahin jate
Submitted
by bharat sharma maras
bhairahawa,nepal |
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Thursday,
June 18th, 2009
karz ka rista ada kon karega.
dost naa ho toh pyar kon karega.
dost tu salamut rahena.
warna meri shadi mai DARU pike dance kon karega .
Submitted
by Manmohan Gupta
narnaul haryana India |
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Thursday,
June 18th, 2009
Ajeeb lagti hai sham kavi-kavi,
q lagti hai zindagi bejaan kavi-kavi,
samjh me aaye to hame bhi batana dosto,
q karte hai apne he paresaan kavi-kavi
Submitted
by Abhi
Varanasi, india |
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Thursday,
June 18th, 2009
Bhul Se V Kuch Bhul Ho Jaye To Bhul Samajh Kar Bhul Jana,
Magar Bhulna Sirf Bhul Ko, Bhul Kar V Hame Na Bhulana.
Submitted
by PARAMJEET(9831215167)
KOLKATA,INDIA |
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Thursday,
June 18th, 2009
Banta: Have you ever seen a lie detector?
Santa: Yes, I married her!
Submitted
by Arpit Karolia
Narnaul, Haryana, India |
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