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Wednesday, April 13th, 2011
Comedy SMS and Jokes:
TTE fined Ticketless girls:
Chudidar girl was fined Rs100
Skirt girl Rs50
Mini skirt girl Rs25
Next girl was fined Rs0
why?
u naughty
she had ticket...
Submitted by Rajan
Mumbai |
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Wednesday, April 13th, 2011
Prospective father-in-law - Do you drink?
Prospective son-in-law - First tell me, whether
it is a question or an invitation.
Submitted by Shyam Gondal
Haryana, India |
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Tuesday, April 12th, 2011
If nothing goes right
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Go to left:)
Submitted by Soumya Jaiswal
Navi Mumbai, India |
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Tuesday, April 12th, 2011
Bachelors think dat
Married man r lucky..
Married think dat
Bachelors r lucky..
D point is dat
Bachelors think at night
&
Married think at day time..
Submitted by Pankaj
Nayatola, Patna City |
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Tuesday, April 12th, 2011
Wat Is 'PYAR'.?
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It's a Group Of Friends Sitting In a BAR With Bottles In
Hand And Saying-
'P' 'YAR'..
Submitted by Narayan
Nerul, MH, India |
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Monday, April
11th, 2011
Tip to Reduce Weight
First turn your head to the left and then turn
it to the right.
Repeat this exercise every time you are offered
something to eat.
Submitted by Satya Sarang
Punjab, India |
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Monday, April
11th, 2011
As day turns to night,, keep your worries out of sight....
No matter how tough the world may seem...
You still deserve the sweetest dream .....
Gud Nyt.
Submitted by Minu
Mumbai |
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Monday, April 11th, 2011
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her
boyfriend as "GOD."
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed.
Submitted by Deepti Ghosh
Govandi, Mumbai |
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