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Monday, August
3rd, 2009
A Child Never Seen His Hips.
One Day His Teacher Hit Him Hard On His Hips.
He Come To Home & See In The Mirror & Say
Kamini Ne Do Tukde Kar Diye
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by Ramu Patya
Darjeeling, India |
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Monday, August
3rd, 2009
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahihihihihihihihihi
hihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohohohohohohoh
ohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
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by Upendra Kumar
Danapur, Bihar, India |
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Monday, August
3rd, 2009
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear and
a monkey is U dear.
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by Rekha Kasturi
Bangalore, India |
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Monday, August
3rd, 2009
When God leads you to the
edge of the cliff(Life),
Trust him fully.
Only one of two things will happen,
either He will catch you when you fall or
He will teach you how to fly.
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by Soumya Joshi
Mulund, Mumbai |
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Monday, August
3rd, 2009
Aftr robbing d Bank,
robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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by Rohan
delhi |
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Monday, August
3rd, 2009
Birds love u,
Giraffe love u,
Goat love u,
Elephant love u,
Go to zoo,
They all miss u.
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by vikas
srinagar |
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Monday, August
3rd, 2009
1 chote bacche ne
darwaza khola or
apni didi k boyfren ko dekh k masumiyat se bola
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"Aap roz didi se milne aate ho,
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AAPKI APNI didi nai h?
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by Babita
Sector-12, Baroda |
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Monday, August
3rd, 2009
Ek machchhar marne
se,
koi shikari nahi ho jata.
Do char MESSAGE karne se,
koi bhikhari nahi ho jata...
...So keep messaging
Submitted
by Soni Jaiswal
Palchat, India |
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Monday, August
3rd, 2009
Close your eyes I
have a gift for you
1
2
3
Oh u didn't close your eyes!!!!!
Submitted
by V.Dubey
ooty, India |
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Monday, August
3rd, 2009
Night is longer than day for those who Dream &
Day is longer than night for those
Who make their Dreams come true.
Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!
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by Satteshwar
India |
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Monday, August
3rd, 2009
Tarasti nazaron ka pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ka ass ho tum,
Bujhte jindegi ka saans ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahun.............
mere liye kuch khas ho tum.
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by Sasmita Satpathy
Orissa |
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