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Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor
Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?
Baap: Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai,
Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL” |
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Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
Wife :”Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.”
Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on” |
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The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to
live with your
mummy?
LG – No, my mummy beats me.
J. – Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG – No, my daddy beats me too.
J. – Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG – I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never
beat anybody !!! |
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What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings. |
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Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements. |
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When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling. |
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What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by
Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion. |
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How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out
the entire 50
overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three
and so on. |
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What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls |
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What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.. |
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RONALDO ne world cup jeet kr SHIRT utar di.
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DHONI ne T20 world cup jeet kr SHIRT utar di.
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Ye kambakht SANIA MIRZA kb world cup jeetey gi. . . . ?? |
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2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai….. |
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The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
"My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.
" The Umpire says, "No."
The captain says, "Well we think you're an asshole, then." |
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