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Thursday, August
20th, 2009
~ Cute Message ~
Smokers have smoking heart
Drinkers have an alcoholic heart
I request u don't eat sugar
Because u already have a sweet heart
Submitted
by Micky
Addis, ethiopia |
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Thursday, August
20th, 2009
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
Submitted by Sundar Tyagi
Bhopal, India |
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Thursday, August
20th, 2009
2 begin wid, v might 've been strangers,
but d closer v came, d more v started realising tht not only
marriages but even "FRIENDSHIPS" r decided in "HEAVEN"
Submitted by Leenz
Nasik,India |
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Thursday, August
20th, 2009
LOVE calender
Jan-rose
Feb-propose
Mar-gift
Apr-lift
May-chatting
Jun-dating
July-kiss
Aug-miss
Sep-anger
Oct-danger
Nov-left
Dec-Next
Submitted by Mohan Kadam
Karad,India |
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Thursday, August
20th, 2009
A Very cute message -
You may fine someone better than me,
important than me,
dearer than me,
but not the one who miss you more that me..
Submitted by Basanta Shrestha
(Nepal) |
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Thursday, August
20th, 2009
A LOVE STORY: ONCE A MOSQUITO FALL IN LOVE WITH A HEN.
ONE DAY THEY KISSED EACH OTHER, HEN DIED OF MALARIA AND
MOSQUITO DIED OF BIRD-FLU.
Submitted by Nawaraj kc
Biratnagar ,Nepal |
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Thursday, August
20th, 2009
Definitions :
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by
his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
Submitted by Ritesh Deshmukh
Mumbai |
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Thursday, August
20th, 2009
Banta Ki Maa- Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1
Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se?
Banta : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay
4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Reverse) Gear.
Submitted by Bilal
Lahore, Pakistan |
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Thursday, August
20th, 2009
FINALLY WE GOT FREEDOM......
SENDER: MK GANDHI
AUG 15 1949
12.00PM
SORRY FOR THE DELAY
BSNL
Submitted by vivek ts
kerala,india |
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Thursday, August
20th, 2009
(13*13*13)=?
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think
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think deeply?
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not getting.
ans.suroor
tera(13)* tera(13)* tera(13)=suroor..
Submitted by deepika
surat |
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