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Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi patthar se
na maare mere deewana ko twenty first century hai bomb se
uda do saale ko. |
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Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS karo theek ho jaoge… Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon. |
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Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don’t u d rejects my parpoz b’coz I don’t parpoz d ROZ ROZ! |
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If U Don’t Eat Junk food, Don’t Smoke, Don’t Drink, Don’t
Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don’t Play Cards, No Late
Nights; Then Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com |
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Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?…
Possible Another person Like U?… Impossible ‘Coz God can’t
make the same Mistake twice. |
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I’m leaving India! Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo, uski kaam wali bhi pregnant hai. |
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Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai… Bina sui ka injection lagane ka! |
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million
soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2 make a
Happy Home! Let’s Thank… KAAMWALI |
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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko. |
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Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega. |
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Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul. |
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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! |
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega. |
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An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the
girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum. |
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Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty
& when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich. |
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A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to push
her father down. So what’s the name of the lady? Push……Paa. |
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Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to
become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best
things in life we do naked. |
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Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana |
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