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Thursday,
June 25th, 2009
Court Order !! U R Accused of
Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with your cute
massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE
Submitted by Mangesh
Mumbai, India |
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Thursday,
June 25th, 2009
After a quarrel, a husband said to his
wife,
"You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't
notice."
Submitted
by Rosy
Dhanbad, India |
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Thursday, June
25th, 2009
Days are 2 Busy,
Hours are 2 Fast,
Seconds are 2 Few
But there's always Time for Me
2 disturb You
Submitted
by Rahul Kumar
Delhi, India |
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Thursday,
June 25th, 2009
What is the difference between Mother
& Wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying... &
the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
Submitted
by Vikas
Chennai |
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Thursday,
June 25th, 2009
Love saves when all hope is gone.
It comes in form of friendship and offers the
greatest sacrifice.
It is the right hand that washes the left hand.
Truely nothing makes most sense to me like
begining and ending my day with my love.
Submitted
by Deep
India |
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Thursday,
June 25th, 2009
The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Submitted
by Mannish
Bangalore, India |
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Thursday,
June 25th, 2009
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a
figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it
was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Submitted
by Munni
Bulandshahr, Up |
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Thursday,
June 25th, 2009
Banta falls in luv wit a nurse..
After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her:
"I LUV U SISTER"
Submitted
by Suraj Sinha
Gonda, Uttarpradesh |
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Thursday,
June 25th, 2009
Never think of the past It brings
tears...
If you think of the future It brings fears...
So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
Submitted
by Rajesh Bihari
Surat |
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Thursday,
June 25th, 2009
To live a life, one needs brains,
reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression
& many more mental qualities.
Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them!!
Submitted
by Billu
Lonavala |
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