MAI TOD LETA AGAR WO GULAB HOTI,
MAI JAWAB DETA AGAR WO SAWAL HOTI
SUB JANTE HAI KI MAI NASHA NAHI
KARTA,
PHIR BHI PI LETA AGAR WO SARAB HOTI.
Submitted by rahul
haryana(india)
Mon, 19
May 2008
May the angels protect U..
May sadness 4get U..
May goodness surround U..
May happiness be round U..
and may God always bless U..!!
Submitted by Monty
Bhopal, India
Mon, 19
May 2008
Mom found a 'Condom' in her 16 yrs
daughter's bedroom.
She asked: What is this...?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hai, mein is
umra me "Maa" ban jau...?
Submitted by vicky
Bilaspur
Mon, 19
May 2008
Maa- Beta kya tumne PitaJi ki
chhitti ka jawab de diya .
Beta- nai maa .
Maa - Kyun ??
Beta - Maa aap hi to kehti hai ki
bado ko jawab nai dete.!!
Submitted by SALIL 9415178168
JHANSI, INDIA
Sun, 18
May 2008
Dying husband: I have something to tell you.
Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband: No, I must confess, I
had sex with your sister and your best friend. Wife: Sshhh.
I know! That's why I poisoned you!
Submitted by Sanobar Sinha
New Delhi
Sun, 18
May 2008
I LOVE U GREESHMA. THIS SMS IS FOR
YOU
Best gift
=Z=I=N=D=G=I=
Best ehsas
=K=H=U=S=H=I=
Best feeling
=P=Y=A=R=
Best relation
=D=O=S=T=I=
Best person
=H=U=M=
Best friend
=T=U=M= ho
=J=A=A=N=
Submitted by K.UNNI KRISHNAN
NEW DELHI,INDIA
