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 Sunday, June 26th, 2011

When U Face Choices…
Just toss a coin..
not just because it settles the question,
but while the coin is in d air,
u will know what ur heart is hoping for !!!

SMS Messages
Submitted by DJ
Mumbai

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Friday, June 17th, 2011

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
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Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
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aur barish main to
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sab hi maindak khush hotay hain!

Funny SMS
Submitted by Sunny
Mumbai

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Friday, June 17th, 2011

Don't expect others to be like u
because
life becomes really boring when
You've to live only with your shadows.
Respect the uniqueness in every human!

Inspirational Messages
Submitted by Raj
Jaipur

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Monday, June 13th, 2011

In an African Safari, a LION suddenly bounced on Banta's wife.
Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him!
Banta- Yes yes wait... I'm changing d battery of my camera..

 Funny SMS Jokes Submitted by Raja
Mumbai

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Monday, June 13th, 2011

Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse and I love the end!
when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car and heads
back to her fathers home :)

 Wedding SMS Jokes Submitted by Yogesh
Raipur, India

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Sunday, June 12th, 2011

Sunshine is delicious,
Rain is refreshing,
Wind braces us up,
Snow is exhilarating;
There is really no such thing as bad weather,
Only different kinds of good weather.
Have A Good Rainy Day!

Rainy SMS Submitted by Pranjal
Nagpur, India

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Monday, June 6th, 2011

Bheegy Mosam Ki Bheegi Si Raat
Bheegi Si Yaad
Bhuli Hui Baat
Bhula Hua Waqt
Wo Bheegi c Aankhai’n
Wo Beeta Hua Saath
Mubarak Ho Aap Ko
Barish Ki Pehli Barsaat

Rainy SMS Submitted Shailesh Jaiswal
New Delhi

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Friday, June 3rd, 2011

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/ / /;/;/. /; / ./ /; / ; 
/ ;./ ;/ ;/ //; // .;/ / 
Happy Rainy Day!
Rainy SMS Submitted by Vilas
Mumbai

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Friday, June 3rd, 2011

A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake :-)

Husband-Wife SMS Submitted by Ria
Sohlapur, India

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Friday, June 3rd, 2011

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

Submitted by Mayur Ghosh
Chennai

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Friday, June 3rd, 2011

Wat is d most proudest moment in a students life and specially at time of exam..????
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Standin in middle of d exam nd asking
"Whoever has my answersheet plz return"...

Student Exam SMS Jokes Submitted by Puja Delhi

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