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Q'-Gabar ne Sholey film me Thakur
ka hath kyon kata tha?
?Kyon
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A-Kyonki Thakur Gabar ko sms nahin
krta tha
Ab tera kya hoga Kaliya |
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A Camel, Cow & Monkey r discusing who Is the Best ???
Camel : I can carry Heavy Loads!
Cow : I Give Milk!
Monkey:
Kuch to bol
Teri Izzat ka sawal Hai..... |
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!! |
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In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love
2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night |
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Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!! |
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AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI
TUM HO.
DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI
"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI..... |
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Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!! |
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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!! |
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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. |
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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG.... |
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A story with moral My girlfriend called me to her house one
day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She
was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!! |
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte |
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A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad. |
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An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several
times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doc: That's not
senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down. |
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