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Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey? color? no.
Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka
kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal
karte ho. |
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When i Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leep
Place my Maths book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my geography book on my chest
Tell my teacher how i am at rest
Place my physics in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing i understand
place my english book on my left
Tell my teacher i tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die. |
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi. |
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se... |
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A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein. |
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Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie. |
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Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?
Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;) |
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Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai! |
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a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said
that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go
buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!! |
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Wives r Incoming Calls Lovers r Outgoing Calls Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls |
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Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was
awake!! |
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Husband touched boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched
his penis n said: Thanda
matlab CHOTA COKE! |
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young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married |
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BOY : May I hold your hand ?? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't
heavy |
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into
future tense. Student: The future tense is "You will go to
jail". |
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Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful? God
said to man : So that you will love them. Man said to God :
But why did you make them so dumb? God said to man : So that
they will love you. |
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who
tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way
that another person who is listening to him can't understand
him. Do you understand me? Son: No. |
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