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Friday, March 26th, 2010

Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
Barber: How short you would like to?
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Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them...
Submitted by Rati
Sena Bhavan, Maharashtra

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Friday, March 26th, 2010

If u wnt 2b happy 4 a short tym-GET DRUNK
If u wnt 2b happy 4 a long tym-FALL IN LuV
But if u wnt 2b happy 4evr,
DON'T EVEN THINK of these 2.
Submitted by Rajesh Nagpal
Raipur India

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Friday, March 26th, 2010

only 1411 tigers left in india..
you take care of 1410 tigers ..
I will take care of my self
Submitted by baseer
indiao

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Friday, March 26th, 2010

Some promises R
always UNBROKEN.
Some memories R
always UNWRITEN.
FEEL THE MAGIC OF
True relation and u'll know that real feelings R
always UNSPOKEN
Submitted by Rajesh Nagpal
Raipur India

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Friday, March 26th, 2010

Met u as frnd..
had fun..
shared secrets..
fought with u..
teased u..
missd u..
n here I m thinkn of u..
Nevr let it end,
jzz wanna say dat 'u' r truly valued
Submitted by Rajesh Nagpal
Raipur India

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Friday, March 26th, 2010

Nud gight!
Lest of buck,
Bay mod yless gou,
Dweet sream,
cake tare

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yorry saar neend me hu na sisliye ipelling histake mo hahi rai.
MON'T DIND!
Submitted by Rajesh Nagpal
Raipur India

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Friday, March 26th, 2010

Gandhiji Bhi Chale Gaye
Nehruji Bhi Gujar Gaye
Bhagat Singh Bhi Nahi Rahe
Meri Bhi Tabiyat Thik Nahi rahti
Pata Nahi Is Desh Ka Kya Hoga!!!!!
Submitted by umesh
mumbai

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Friday, March 26th, 2010

मुझे तो आदत है आपको याद करने की,
अगर हिचकी आए तो माफ़ करना.......

ये दुनिया वाले भी बड़े अजीब होते है
कभी दूर तो कभी क़रीब होते है
दर्द ना बताओ तो हमे कायर कहते है
और दर्द बताओ तो हमे शायर कहते है .......

एक मुलाक़ात करो हमसे इनायत समझकर,
हर चीज़ का हिसाब देंगे क़यामत समझकर,
मेरी दोस्ती पे कभी शक ना करना,
हम दोस्ती भी करते है इबादत समझक
Submitted by GOURI
jodhpur rajasthan

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