Facebook SMS Jokes

Monday, Sept 26th, 2011

FACEBOOK LAW:
Behind every status update..
there is a...
Ctrl + C
Ctrl + V

Facebook Funny SMS Submitted by Raje
Nagpur, India

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Sunday, Sept 25th, 2011

Relationship:
U may forget wit whom u laughed,
bt u'll nvr forget wit whom u slept.....
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Wd whom u WEPT !
Funny SMS Submitted by Prateek
Chennai, India

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Saturday, Sept 24th, 2011

Wife: Where the hell are you jerk ?

Husband : Darling you remember that jewelry shop whr you saw necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said "baby it'll be yours one day"

Wife: Yeah I remember MY LOVE..!!!!

Husband: I am in the PUB just next to that shop..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Husband-Wife SMS Submitted by Hussain
Belpada, Navi Mumbai

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Friday, Sept 23rd, 2011

When men calls you hot, they r looking at your body...
When men calls you pretty, they r looking at your face...
When menn calls you gorgeous, they r looking at your clothes...
But when they call you beautiful,,,

They are Lying....... :D :D :D

Funny SMS Submitted by Rahul
Sanpada, Navi Mumbai

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Friday, Sept 23rd, 2011

एक जंगले में एक चीता बीडी पी रहा था ,एक चूहा आया और बोला- भाई नशा करना छोड़ दो, आओ मेरे साथ देखो जंगल कितना सुन्दर है .. चीता चल दिया
आगे एक हाथी drugs ले रहा था .. चूहे ने उससे भी बोला -भाई नशा करना छोड़ दो , आओ मेरे साथ देखो जंगल कितना सुन्दर है .. हाथी भी चल दिया
आगे एक शेर whisky का पेग मारने हि जा रहा था की चूहे ने उसे भी ज्ञान दिया .. शेर ने पेग रखा ..और .. चूहे को पांच कंटाप मारे .
हाथी - मारा क्यों बेचारे को .. ?
शेर- इस साले ने कल भी भांग पी के मुझे 3 घंटे जंगल में घुमाया था : :D :) :|
Hindi SMS Jokes Submitted by Rayyan
Patna City, Bihar

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Thursday, Sept 22nd, 2011

Aapko miss karna.. roz ki baat hai.
Yaad karna.. aadat ki baat hai.
Aap se duur rehna.. kismat ki baat hai.
Magar aap ko jhelna.. himmat ki baat hai.

Miss You SMS Submitted by saurav mojasia
birgunj (nepal)

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Wednesday, Sept 21st, 2011

Life never seems to be
the way we want it,
but we live it in the
best way we can.

There is no perfect life but we
can fill it with perfect moments.

SMS Messages Submitted by Aadash
Nainital, India

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Monday, Sept 19th, 2011

Where there is peace? there is heart!
where there is heart? there is love!
where there is love there is you
where there is you? There is meeee!
I Love you!

I Love You SMS Submitted by Harsha
Adilabad

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Saturday, Sept 17th, 2011

Some things cannot be described.
some moments cannot be shared,
some feelings cannot be explained,
but nothing can be hidden from a true frined.
Friends SMS Submitted by Minal Ghosh
Kanpur, Uttarpradesh, India

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Thursday, Sept 15th, 2011

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines practiced daily.....
Failure is nothing more than a few small errors repeated daily...!
Submitted by Srinivas (Dora)
visakhapatnam

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Wednesday, Sept 14th, 2011

Life hs nevr Promised u nythng, Nor hs God, bt People did..
Sum said dey wl nevr Leave u.. it ws Lie...
Sum said dey wl Love u till Death.. Lie.....
Sum said u r d most Precious 1.. Lie...
Life is md up of sch Sweet Lies...
All dat m8rs is hw u Face dem at d Time u finally Realize those wer Jst Lies.....
V may ask rself "Wudn't Lif b Mch B8r wdout these Lies?"
Bt d Truth is, D Times u Livd on those Lies wer d nly Times u Lived.....!!!!!

Life SMS Submitted by Paras
Bihar Sharif, Bihar

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Tuesday, Sept 13th, 2011

Take one spoon of sugar & put it in your eyes Q . . .
Are baba For "SWEET DREAMS" . . .
If you want spicy dreams, try Mirchi powder....
good night.

Good Night SMS Submitted by Srinivas (Dora)
Visakhapatnam

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