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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

 Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine,
into your brain and
that’s where you get your shitty ideas from!

Submitted by Ritesh Saxena
Melbourne, Australia (An Indian)

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
Submitted by Rosy
Mumbai, India

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

 I wish that God would hold u tight.
I hope that angels will keep u in site.
Now just2make sure u feel all rite,
I'm gonna wish u a wonderful Night!
Good n8 my Raagni!

Submitted by Prakash Jain
Nagpur, India

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

 U & me went to a wishing well.
I bent down threw a coin & made a wish.
U bent down a litle more n fel into well. I shouted
Aaila..
IT WORKS

Submitted by Om Prakash(OP)
Kolkatta, India

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

 when we were kids,
we were eager to grow up,
2day we are grown up and
now we realised that
wounded knees were much better
than broken hearts.

Submitted by Sunita
delhi

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

 Girl: I can leave everything for you
Boy: Mom-Dad?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Eating?
Girl: Yes
Boy: The whole world?
Girl: Yes
Boy: Star Plus
Girl: Sorry !!!

Submitted by Joseph
Chennai

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

 i miss you utna
you miss me jitna
i miss you tabse
you mee me jabse
i miss you tabtak
you miss me jabtak
you miss me jaane kabtak
but
i miss you marte dumtak.....!

Submitted by ABBAS
sialkot-pakistan

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

 when u r sad i will try ur tears
when u r scared i will confort ur fears
when u r worried ..i will give u hope
when u r confused .i will give u cope
and when u r lost .and cant see the light
i shall be ur beacon ..shining ever so bright
this is my oath ..i pledge tillthe end
why u may ask? ..because u r my friend

Submitted by deepak
vidisha

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

 jab bhi chand ko dekho yaad karna mujhe,
ye soch kar nahi ki khoobsurat hai wo sitaro mein,
ye soch kar ki akela hai wo bhi hazaro mein.....
I Miss.. You My XYZ

Submitted by Jitendra Pandey
Bilaspur C.G.

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

 Kal raat tanhai me teri yaad aai!
Teri yaad me maine ek cigeratte jalai,
kambakat kudarat ki karisma to dekho
cigeratte ki dhuwa ne bhi teri taswir banai!!!

Submitted by Dewan
Lahan

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Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

 Teacher : you are late today,
school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???

Student : sir aap mer fikar na kia karen
aap school shuru karwa dia Karen

Submitted by ANKUR JAIN
KANPUR

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