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Wednesday, Dec 14th, 2011
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman
without her man is nothing" on the blackboard
and directed his students to punctuate it
correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is
nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is
nothing."
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by D. Sharma
Bhopal, India |
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Tuesday, Dec 13th, 2011
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps
people who lie!!
He decided to test it at dinner with his son....
DAD: Son, where were u today during school hrs
SON: at school (robot slaps son)
SON: okay, I went to the movies!
DAD: which one?
SON: desi boyz....(robot slaps son)
SON: okay, i was watching porn!
DAD: what? Whn I was ur age I dnt know even wht
porn was? (robot slaps dad)
MOM: hahahaha:- After all he is ur son!!!! ROBOT
SLAPS MOM........
Funny SMS Jokes Submitted
by Renu Tiwari
Pune, India |
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Friday, Dec 9th,
2011
A newly wed couple goes to local politician for
blessing.
Politician- We are politician we don't give
blessing, we only inaugurate, do you want
inauguration?
Funny SMS Jokes Submitted
by Sandy
Hyd, India |
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Thursday, Dec
8th, 2011
3 Ways To Catch A
Tiger
1- Newtons Method...
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method...
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n Then
Catch It.
3- The Police Method...
Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Itz A
Tiger.
Funny Jokes Submitted
by Rehana
Badlapur, MH, India |
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Wednesday, Dec 7th, 2011
Wife: Look at that
Drunker!
Hubby: Who is he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I Rejected.
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Hubby: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating. .
Wow. . .:)
Husband-Wife SMS Submitted
by S. Mantha
Hyd, India |
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Tuesday, Dec
6th, 2011
Galileo: Great mind
Einstein: Genius mind
Newton: Extraordinary mind
Bill Gates: Brilliant mind
Me: Never mind :)
Funny SMS Submitted
by Ranjeet
Kolhapur, India |
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Monday, Dec 5th, 2011
5 things that
Indian movies taught us:
1. At least one of the identical twins born is
evil..!!
2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry which wire
to cut, you will always choose the right one!!
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten
up but will show pain when a woman is trying to
clean his wound..!!
4. A police can solve a case only when he is
suspended from duty..!!
5. If you decide to start dancing on street,
everyone you meet will know the step! :P
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by Sanju
Jaipur, India |
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