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I want to kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE
& GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, but then I thought my friend
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Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain
damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How
lucky u r, no brain, no tension.
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Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise & your all teeth will be
broken.
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A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read
messages. Don't change your finger, its too late now.
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I saw u on a road, U look so beautiful. U walk as a divine.
When i see u, a sweet song blows in my heart. WHO LETS THE
DOG OUT.
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Today is an international day for the mentally disabled.
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled
friend, as i have done.........
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U r a DONKEY; d decent, o outclass, n nice, k kind, e
excellent, y young.
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Those Sparkling Eyes That Amazing Face A watt smile The
Enthu Stride The Cheerful Talk Charming stud I'm still The
same hw r u?... wts up.
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Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room... They Wanted To Trouble
Good People I Suggested ur Name Them They Said 'OH! NO! We
Can't Disturb Our BOSS!
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No matter how high the sky is, How deep the ocean is, How
strong the wind is, How wide the river is, I just want to
tell YOU.... They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!
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Hello DEAR Where R U Now...? No Visits..., No Calls...., No
SMS from Wik, No Missed calls, I M So worried... ---------
Are U n JAIL again? Pls r e p l y!
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Who's hot... Its U, Who's Charming... Its U, Who's
Sweetest.. Its U, Who's Intelligent... Its U, Who's dear &
near friend... Its U, Who's a liar.. Its me!
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I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case
against me of "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS". i M DOOMED, Need
some ugly MOnkey bail me out, Where r u?
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The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an
accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put
down. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, my blood.
Cant live without u, if u r not there i m
dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen.
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I chased love, found friendship; chased desires found hopes;
chased reality found dreams; i chased a monkey and found
you.
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The
lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come,
the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess
why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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I luv u, I really do... I only luv u.... I cannot hurt u...
Coz i luv u frm da bottom of my heart Coz MANEKA GANDHI sayz
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