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A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most imp LAW of
Finance for Starting a New Business? The Student replies:
Father-in-Law |
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A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird, put in
cage with bread & water. Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen! My God! I’ve killed the motorist. |
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M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f, Ghoch _, _ll_, Bhondu_, dekha… Everything is incomplete without ‘U’ |
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As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this amazingly gud luking sender. May his smartness increases everyday. |
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A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n
goes. A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai… aaram se theek hona! |
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Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best? A: In
advertisements. |
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Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick? A: 3 runs in 3
balls. |
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Q: What is the height of optimism? A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face. |
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What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by
Indian batsmen? The walk back to the pavilion. |
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Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres. |
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Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter
your hands in between your zip… take out your… book from
your bag and study! |
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Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it…It was a book on CHESS! |
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Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude… kick them… How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st. |
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Aisa hai pyar humara, main kishti tu kinara, mai dhanush tu teer mai matar tu paneer, mai barish tu badal, mai rajmah tu chawal, mai hot tu cool, main April tu Fool…ha ha ha!! |
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Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful,
Think great, I know this is too much for u, so here is a
shortcut – Just think about ME! |
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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog
out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’ |
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Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink
only on the days when u r sad, after marriage drink only on
days when u r Happy! |
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Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha. |
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