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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first
replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." |
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God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a
mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he
made a mother-in-law. |
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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because
the lime was engaged. |
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A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory! |
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got
degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do
you have? Sweeper: I have the job. |
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sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing a cards and I lost the joker |
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Q:) What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake |
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When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come
to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist! |
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When in life, you wake up n you don't see anyone, then come
to me. I will be there to take you to an eye specialist! |
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r mosquitoes religious? Yes They first sing over u & then
prey on you |
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Friendship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets
sweeter.. just like you and me.. you are getting older and i am getting sweeter. |
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I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurant To have candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill" |
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Friendship is just like wine. as it gets older it gets
sweeter.. just like you and me. you are getting older and i am getting sweeter. |
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Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it. |
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We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we
can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank? |
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My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight |
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Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly! |
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Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?"
and ..... I said, "dust!" |
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