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I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have
Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to
you….Pay The Bill. |
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Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls’
bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy. |
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When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around
you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me
I’ll take u to an eye specialist! |
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Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best. |
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If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any down payment…….log onto our website: www.kutteapniaukatmeinrah.com. |
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Mom: Andy, where r u off to now? Son: I`m gonna join the army.
Mom: But, legally u r only an infant.
Son: That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry. |
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Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half,
nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left. |
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Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once… |
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Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful,
think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a
shortcut… just think about ME! |
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose?
Your Own Stupid! |
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When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people’ll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people’ll never stand by u! |
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This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn’t expect
this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t
even tell me? Animal Planet! |
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If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey,
Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue,
Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME. |
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Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you?
Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply
because mental patient needs more care. |
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Q: What’s the difference between gud & bad gals? A: Gud gals loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by loosening a few buttons! |
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If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It’s not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used. |
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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother. Yes,
but be aware, pay attention during the applause. |
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