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Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY. |
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Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon
theek karti hain? Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat
ka khayal Aata hai!
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Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
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Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!
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Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.
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When somebody who’s deeply in love with you tells you that you’re cute, beautiful, and angelic, I agree. That’s true, believe me, I swear because love is BLIND!
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It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife.
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Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It’s not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I’m just wondering where’s yours?
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Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
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A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad!
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Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi kyon theek karti hain? Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal Aata hai!
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Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
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Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You’re lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.
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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
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Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! |
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