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 Thursday, Jan 6th, 2011

DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL:
1st msg: lets break up now, its all over...
2nd msg: sorry ,sorry !! datz waz nt for u....

Submitted by Sunny
Sivan, Bihar

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Wednesday, Jan 5th, 2011

Life is best for those who enjoy it,
difficult for those who analyze it and
worst for those who criticize it.

Attitude defines our lives.
Submitted by Jaya
Pokhara, Nepal

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Wednesday, Jan 5th, 2011

Friendship & Medicine
both r good 4 our health.
They care us when we need,
but the only difference is that.
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Friendship has no expiry date!

Submitted by Mahesh
Sholinganallur, Chennai

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Tuesday, Jan 4th, 2011

"To create a relation is as simple as to write SAND with SAND on SAND....
while to maintain a relation is as difficult as to write WATER with WATER on WATER.."
Submitted by Meena Pathak
Jaipur, India

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Tuesday, Jan 4th, 2011

Income Tax Department is keeping an eye on all your high value transactions..
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Please don't buy "Onions"...

Submitted by Raju
Bhopal, MP

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Monday, Jan 3rd, 2011

HUSBAND: if I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind? 
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL.

Submitted by Santosh
Jabalpur, MP

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Monday, Jan 3rd, 2011

*Happy new year*
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Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon ?
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Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge k kab wish karna hai,
Don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karta hai,
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Happy New Year once again!

Submitted by Mistri
Pune

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Thursday, Dec 30th, 2010

I Will Wait ..

Till The Day
“I” Can Forget “You” ..

Or

The Day
You Realize
“You” Cannot Forget “Me” ..
I really miss u Jyoti!

Submitted by Parul, #99*****893
Kanpur, India

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Thursday, Dec 30th, 2010

Bhej ker SMS dilse yaad kia hay,
Phir na kehna k maina bhula dia hay,
Ab na koi bahana tumhara hoga,
Dekh ker SMS hamara apko muskurana hoga

Submitted by Shekhar
Chennai

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Wednesday, Dec 29th, 2010

After breakup.....
Boy: Dil me 1 jazbat hai dabau kaise,
ruswa na ho jau chhupau kaise,
Tanha chhod gyi ho mujhe jabse,
Maa kasam itna khush hu k batau kaise.

Submitted by Dilbar Jani Patna Wale (Raja)
Raja Bazar, Bihar
 

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