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Tuesday, Dec 14th, 2010
Lastnite
God ask me, to choose 1 thing ....
good memory or U ...........
I don't remember what did I choose !!!
Submitted by Minu
N.Delhi, India |
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Tuesday, Dec 14th, 2010
i loved you once,
you loved me not,
i loved you twice,
but then i thought,
you dont love me,
and never will,
but even so,
i love you still!
Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP |
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Monday, Dec 13th, 2010
You are Sweet, Cute & an Ultra-dynamic
Personality...!!
You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart...!!
For more JOKE stand inform of the mirror.
Submitted by Piyush
Mumbai |
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Monday, Dec 13th, 2010
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Submitted by Raju
Kerela, India |
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Friday, Dec 10th, 2010
Specially 4 u
*@''''@*
**( '.')**
*(@)'(@)*
*(@@)*
Here is chhotu sa motu sa teddy wishing u a very Special
Weekends!
Submitted by Soni
Ambala, Haryana, India |
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Friday, Dec 10th, 2010
Voda (F) one
Ai (R) tel
Virg (I) n
Id (E) a
Relia (N) ce
TataIn (D) icom
B (S) NL
Dekha, Friends K Bina Sare Network bekar hai!
Submitted by Deep
Belapur, Navi Mumbai |
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Thursday, Dec 9th, 2010
Boy askd girl: y do u love a
rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
Submitted by Smita
Baali, India |
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Thursday, Dec 9th, 2010
Man: Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati, Chawal
khaya to chawal nikle,
Roti khayi to roti, normal k liye kya karu,
Dr: PoTTI KHA!!!!
Submitted by Chulbul Pandey (Ratanagiri wale)
Ratnagiri, India |
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Friday, Dec 3rd, 2010
A smile gives red color 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink color 2 ur lips,
Silver color 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colors of life
Submitted by Akash
Jodhpur, India |
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Friday, Dec 3rd, 2010
What is invisible and smells like Carrots? ?
? ? ?
Don't know? ?
Rabbit Fart. .:-p
Submitted by Pulu
Nagpur, India |
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Friday, Dec 3rd, 2010
A New Added Element to the
Periodic Table.
Element Name: GIRL
Symbol: G
Atomic Weight: Don't Even Dare 2 Ask.
Physical Properties:-
*Boils at Anything
*Can Freeze at Anytime
*Melts if Handled With Love & Care
*Very Bitter If Mishandled.
Chemical Properties:-
*Very Reactive
*Highly Unstable
*Posses Strong Affinity For Gold & Silver
*Money Reducing Agent
*Volatile When Left Alone.
Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP |
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Friday, Dec 3rd, 2010
Seconds of introduction,
Minutes of discussion,
Hours of attraction,
Days of interaction.
Years of satisfaction
Makes friendship a strong construction.
Submitted by srinivas 9394026148
visakhapatnam |
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Thursday, Dec
2nd, 2010
FREIND means;
"F"ree from all formalties
"RI"ght to say anything
"E"ither good or bad
"N"o sorry no thanks
"D"ear just as YOU-
Submitted by srinivas 9394026148
visakhapatnam |
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Thursday, Dec
2nd, 2010
Husband: You know, our son got his brain from
me.
Wife: You are right, I still got mine with me!!!
Submitted by Arun
Delhi |
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