Funny Comedy SMS Jokes

Thursday, Aug 5th, 2010

Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"
Submitted by Imran
Karenda,Bhiwadi,India

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Friday, Aug 6th, 2010

I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 63rd Birth Day.
Its My INDIA.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
Submitted by M A Niazi
Jorhat, Assam Ind

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Friday, Aug 6th, 2010

Pati ke marane ke 2re din
patni ne paper me advtz diya
mere pati ki antim
yatra me aane ke liye
sub ko thanks.
Kavita
(Age-32, Hight- 5ft 2inch,
Rang-Gora, NO-Child)
Submitted by Ramakant
Mumbai

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Thursday, Aug 5th, 2010

U Cannot
Change Ur Future..
But U can
Change Ur Habits..
and
Surely Ur Habits will Change Ur Future.
Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Thursday, Aug 5th, 2010

Sweetest Excuse:
Kid gets Zero in a test.
Father: What this?
Kid: Teacher didn't have More Stars 2 give,
So She Started giving Moon.
Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Wednesday, Aug 4th, 2010

If u cry at a trouble, it grows double &
if u laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble.
so always face ur problems with a lovely bubbly smile..
Submitted by vasu
visakhapatnam, India

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Wednesday, Aug 4th, 2010

If You Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks & The Signs Of Skin Aging Try...
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ADOBE PHOTOSHOP
Submitted by Sagar 9945795253
karnataka

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Tuesday, Aug 3rd, 2010

When I Was Studying
In School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses.
You Know Why?
Because,
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I Was a
BRIGHT STUDENT.
Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Tuesday, Aug 3rd, 2010

Man: Doctor my wife recently has lost her voice. What should I do to help her to get it back?
Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the morning.
Submitted by Raju
Delhi, India

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Monday, Aug 2nd, 2010

U know why God made.....
Eyes in Pair,
Ears in Pair,
Hands in Pair,
Legs in Pair,

& "Heart" as single ???

just find a "HEART" of ur choice & make pair.
Submitted by Tejas Dave,Ahmedabad,India
tejasdave_85@yahoo.co.in

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Monday, Aug 2nd, 2010

Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)
Submitted by 9702631737
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Saturday, July 31st, 2010

You are Always My Special Friend:
s- supports u
p- prays for u
e- encourages u
c- cares for u
i- inspires u
a- advices u
l- loves u
hope we remain special always!
Happy Friendship Day!!
Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Saturday, July 31st, 2010

Sweet roses are easy to catch..
sweet words are easy to speak..
But sweet friends hard to get..
But my good luck,
I got your cute friendship ....
Submitted by Abdul Hadi
Adilabad-9966095349

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Saturday, July 31st, 2010

Our Friendship is like Biscuits.
*U r Sun I'm feast,
*U r Marie I'm gold,
*U r 30 I'm 30,
*Similarly U r KRACK
& I'm JACK.
Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Saturday, July 31st, 2010

A friend is sweet when it is new...
It is sweeter when it is true....
But you know that.....
It is the sweetest when it is "U" Nisha.!!
Submitted by Sagar 9945795253
Karnataka

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Friday, July 30th, 2010

You may fall in love with the Beauty of Someone.
But Remember,
finally You have to live with the Character.
Not with the Beauty!
Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Friday, July 30th, 2010

Cup of Hellos,
Plate of crispy wishes
Spoon of sweet smiles &
Slice of great success
Hope this breakfast makes your day lovely.
Submitted by lucky
Ramnagar

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Friday, July 30th, 2010

"BYE" is a little word,that causes so much pain,
For the person who loves u lot and miss u lot,
So never say "BYE",
Always say " SEE U SOON "
Submitted by Sreenath Pillai
Mumbai

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Friday, July 30th, 2010

MESSAGES are not for Time pass.
They Silently say that I'm thinking of U right now &
also making U to think of Me for a Moment.
Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Friday, July 30th, 2010

Sanata: Madam aap murgi hai kya.??
Teacher: q?
Santa: Aap mujhe hamesha test mein anda deti hai.!!
Submitted by Sagar 9945795253
Karnataka

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Friday, July 30th, 2010

Close ur eyes n think
about urself

Ur face
Ur style
Ur nature
Ur smile
Ur looks

Now open ur eyes

Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

chalo thanks bolo..
Submitted by Ram
Mumbai

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Friday, July 30th, 2010

Subha ki kiran boli;
Uth dekh kya nazara hai
Maine kaha: Ruk, pahele sms to kar lu us dost ko jo
subha se bhi pyara hai.
Submitted by Srinivas 9394026148
visakhapatnam

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