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Monday,
Jan 9th, 2012
Google Facts:
50% people use Google as a search engine.
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Remaining 50% people use Google to check if
their internet is connected or not...
Funny SMS Submitted
by Keyal
Bilaspur, Chattisgarh |
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Sunday, Jan 8th,
2012
If u want 2b happy 4
a short time- GET DRUNK
If u want 2b happy 4 a long time- FALL IN LOVE
But if u want 2b happy 4evr,
DON'T EVEN THINK of these 2.
Weekend SMS Submitted
by Vineet Tiwari
NRI, Sydney, Australia |
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Friday, Jan 6th, 2012
A man came to work
on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss
asked what happened.
The man replied, “On Sunday, I was sitting
behind a big woman at church. When we stood up
to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was
caught in her butt crack, so I was trying to be
nice and I pulled it out for her. Then, she
turned around and punched me in the eye.”
The boss asked, “Okay, so where did you get the
other shiner?”
“Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want
it out, so I pushed it back in.”
Short Jokes Submitted
by Rahul
Mumbai |
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Thursday, Jan
5th, 2012
Missing somebody?
...........Call
Wanna meet up? ........... Invite
Wanna be understood? ........... Explain
Have questions? ........... Ask
Don't like something? ........... Say it
Like something? ........... State it
Want something? ........... Ask for it
Love someone? ........... Tell it
Nobody will know what's going on in your Mind...
Its better to Express rather than to Expect...
You already have the NO, take the risk of
getting YES
We just have one Life - Keep it Simple Silly...
SMS Messages Submitted
by Shobhita
Bangalore, Karnataka |
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Wednesday, Jan
4th, 2012
I Love You!
I Love You from the bottom of my heart.
When I close my eyes, I see only you.
When I open my eyes, I want to see you.
You are in my heart and I Really Love You.
Love SMS Submitted
by Sandy
Shahkot, Jalandhar, Punjab |
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Tuesday, Jan
3rd, 2012
May Your Hair, Your
Teeth, Your Face-Lift, Your Abs And Your Stocks
Not Fall;
And May Your Blood Pressure, Your Triglycerides,
Your Cholesterol, Your White Blood Count And
Your Mortgage Interest Not Rise.
Happy Healthy New Year 2012
New Year SMS Submitted
by Munni
Kirumambakkam, Pondicherry |
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Monday, Jan 2nd,
2012
I wish a wish for U,
the wish I wish for few...
The wish I wish for u is that ur all wishes come
true...
So keep on wishing as my all wishes r with
U.....
Happy New Year Friends
New Year SMS Submitted
by Akshat
Hyd, India |
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