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 Friday, May 28th, 2010

human faal in love,
that is normal.
cowes eat grass,
that is ok.
but when z monkey
press a mobile keybored
amazing!!!
r u still pressing?
Submitted by ewnetm
ethiopia

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Friday, May 28th, 2010

Commitment doesn’t mean sticking to a person
when you don’t have any option,
it means keeping a relation with someone
even though you ve lots of options.

Submitted by Priya
Warangal

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Friday, May 28th, 2010

Dad: What is Ur Result?
Son: I Failed.
Dad: Dont Call me Dad Onwards.
Son: Dad, Its not the Result of DNA Test.

Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Friday, May 28th, 2010

The Heart suffers a lot,
not because of VIOLENCE
of other people,

But..
Because of

SILENCE of Dear ones...

Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Friday, May 28th, 2010

BOy: My GirlFreind brOke up with me &
sent me pictures Of her
with her new BoyFreind.
Freind: really bad, what did yu dO?
bOy: i sent them 2 her dad!

Submitted by Mahesh.M 9491863499
Anantapur AP

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Friday, May 28th, 2010

I may have forgotten to say that i care
i may have failed to open up and share
but even though no words have been spoken
my promise of friendship wont be broken.

Submitted by tea
mak

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Friday, May 28th, 2010

Man asked a fallen rose. Don't u get hurt when u r plucked? Rose replied. No, I'm the
reason 4 someone's Smile.....

Submitted by Priya
Delhi

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Friday, May 28th, 2010

Think excellent,
think high,
think smart,
think big,
think great,
think cute,
think positive.
I know its too hard for you,
so here is a shortcut.
Think about me.

Submitted by Dimpi
ahmedabad,india

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Friday, May 28th, 2010

Agar tum 'BEWAKUF' ho to SMS milte hi miss call dena,
'ULLU' ho to MSG karna.
Agar 'GADHA' ho to call karna,
aur 3 o ho to kuch mat karna

Submitted by Bapan
Kolkata,India

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Friday, May 28th, 2010

Alladin ka chirag mila, maine jinn se bola,
Ish SMS ko padne wale ki buddhi ko 10 guna bada do. . . . ..
Jinn bola multiplication can't be applied on zero.

Submitted by Sushma hansda
Jamshedpur, INDIA

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Friday, May 28th, 2010

Maa ki dua khali nahi jati,
uski baddua talli nahi jati,
Bartan maanj kar bhi Maa 3-4 Bachhe paal leti he,
lekin 3-4 beto se 1 Maa nahi paali jati.

Submitted by Vishal
Surat, Gujarat

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Friday, May 28th, 2010

Ye 1 RAAZ ki BAAT Hain....
Kisi ko Batana nahi!!!
Nahi Bataoge Na????
WADA????
To Suno....
...


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GANGADHAR HI SHAKTIMAAN THA!!!!!

Submitted by Shubham
Aurangabad

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 Friday, May 28th, 2010

Sath Dene Ka Bada Vada Kiya Tha,
Sikwa Sehne Ka Vada Kiya Tha,
Agar Wo Hume Bhulakar Khush Hai To
Koi Gham Nahin Kyunki Humne To Unko
Khush Rakhne Ka Wada Kiya Tha.

Submitted by Niyati
Indore, India

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